My wife and I were looking for a property to open a massage parlor. One day, when he was lamenting that he couldn't find a good property, he saw a sign for ``Tada Real Estate''. Thinking it was some kind of connection, I went to the real estate agency, where a bewitching beauty, Ms. Arika, kindly served me, and the schedule for the viewing went smoothly. However, on the day of the preview, when I was showing some reluctance because I didn't like the property that was introduced to me, Arika whispered obscenely into my ear, ``If you sign the contract, you'll have the right to have sex with me, right?'' ….