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KRND-036 Dangerous Day School Girls Conceived Creampie Wheel ● School Mio Oshima
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Mio Oshima
Drive-thru I was so busy that I said, "Welcome to the microphone, Konnichiha. Please place your order!" Even the drivers of
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Mio Oshima
Underneath the apartment, the manager said, "Did you think you could pass through? If you don't move more carefully in narrow spaces, it's really annoying." mosquito? That's what I thought, so I sneaked a peek from the veranda and saw him preaching to a cat sitting pensively next to a broken flowerpot.
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Mio Oshima
The karate dojo that my younger brother (8) attends seems to have a rule to say "Osu!" or "Gomen!" before entering the dojo. I got impatient and shouted "Gomez!" Don't cry because it's funny, brother.
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Mio Oshima
At the convenience store, there was an idiot saying, "Can you warm it up?" lightly orgasmed
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Mio Oshima
No matter how you look at it, a yakuza-looking person in a white suit with all his backs opened his attache case on the train and everyone was nervously wondering what would come out, and then he jumped out.
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Mio Oshima
When I asked an acquaintance's child (6th grade), "What do you want to be in the future?", he said, "A normal adult." It's the hardest," he mumbled while playing Pokemon on the DS without even making eye contact. By the way, I lost the Pokemon battle too.
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Mio Oshima
After being run over by a car, I found out that if I didn't have a helmet, I would have died instantly, that the perpetrator might be crazy, and that I would get angry if I tweeted in the ambulance. And with an iPhone, you can take pictures of the accident scene, contact the police, and arrange an ambulance all in one! Yes, if it's an iPhone!
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Mio Oshima
My junior asked me to imitate him, so when I imitated a dial-up connection and XP pinball, he said, "...Senior, have you only dated machines? Please imitate real people." When I imitated Hatsune Miku, I was slapped saying, "Senior, wake up! Hatsune Miku is not a real human being!"
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Mio Oshima
Me: "Actually, I'm an otaku ww" Hairdresser: "Heh, that's right ww Then I like AKB and stuff lol" ww" Me: "No, I don't jump much..." Hairdresser: "I'm not an otaku" I'm not an otaku
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Mio Oshima
My brother, who seems like a flirty person, wrote something in the customer opinion box at the supermarket. It's nice and very good." After writing that, his face turned red and he threw the paper in the trash. What is it! Love! ! I wrote it instead of an old man!
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