After a fight with my wife, I decided to go to a box health club in the afternoon to vent my frustrations. There, I bumped into Alice, the most beautiful mom friend in my son's class. It was awkward, but she gently gave me a handjob, saying, "It's a secret between you and me." I felt guilty for having had her give me a handjob once, but I was excited by the sense of immorality that a mom friend who was more beautiful than my wife had given me a handjob.